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2002 GCSE English: Real Essay Quotes

  • Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

  • It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

  • Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

  • The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

  • Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.

  • He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

  • His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.

  • She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

  • Mc Murphy fell twelve stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.

  • Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

  • Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre.

  • The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

  • She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

  • The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

  • The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

  • John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds, which had also never met.

  • The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of Family Fortunes.

  • The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.

  • The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for while.

  • She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.