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The following are real signs from around the world:
1. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
2. In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!
3. Pizza shop slogan: Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
4. In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
5. On a plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
6. At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
7. On a fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.
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