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Doctor, Doctor Jokes
31 “Doctor, doctor I feel like a hole”. “I'll look into it”.
32. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a pin”. “Get to the point man”.
33. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a portion of chips”. “I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong place, this is a doctors surgery”.
34. “Doctor, doctor I feel like British Rail”. “Yes you’re 22 minutes late”.
35. “Doctor, doctor I feel like an umbrella”. “Don’t be an introvert - open yourself up”.
36. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a peg”. “Hold on while I get my hammer”.
37. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a bed”. “Well have a lay down”.
38. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a bunch of hay”. “Well keep away from horses”.
39. “Doctor, doctor I feel like an apple”. “An apple a day should keep the doctor away”.
40. “Doctor, doctor I feel like a ball of tangled string”. “Right then, where shall we start”.
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