A little son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning, when he saw for the first time the rite of baptism by
immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptise his three cats in the bathtub!
The first kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat, but the old family cat rebelled. It struggled with him,
clawed and tore him, and got away. With considerable effort he caught it again and proceeded with the ceremony. But the
cat acted worse than ever. Finally, after barely getting her splattered with water, he dropped her on the floor in
disgust and said: “Fine, be an Atheist!”