England
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Calling
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Good
Plan
NI5 48
Quips
Cinema
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Quotes, Quips and Questions
1. Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
2. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
3. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
4. I'm so confused. I feel like the centipede that was told to put its best foot forward.
5. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
6. Hermits have no peer pressure.
7. Do eight out of ten cats really tell us that they prefer a certain brand of cat food?
8. For a while I didn't have a car, I had a helicopter and no place to park it; so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running.
9. If antibacterial soap falls on the bathroom floor, is it still clean?
10. At work they told me to take a chair, so I did, and then they called me a thief!
11. I couldn't care less about apathy.
12. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
13. What rhymes with purple?
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