Asian
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Do you need a new Doctor?
1. The patient before you was a dog.
2. He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.
3. On the wall are his vet certificates.
4. He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye examination.
5. The assistant is called Frankenstein.
6. He is often in the local papers and gets lots of TV publicity; the backdrop being the courthouse.
7. During surgery he has to keep repeating that ‘thigh bone connected to the knee bone’ song.
8. He tries to refer you to a dentist regarding your twisted ankle.
9. All his medical books are from the ‘Do-it-yourself series.’
10. He mutters under his breath about wishing that he had had a better education.
11. He apologised for not being able to spend quality time with his patients, as he has to see his shrink and counsellor every day.
12. As you leave he always says “See you soon…very soon.”
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