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At the careers office
“Have you considered the following jobs?”
1. Baker? “There is not enough dough!”
2. Builder? “I’m only good at making a mess.”
3. Teacher? “I know nothing.”
4. Chef? “I can only cook the books!”
5. Candle maker? “It would soon get on my wick.”
6. Fashion Model? “I’m not trendy enough.”
7. Dustbin man? “Sounds like rubbish to me.”
8. Astrologer? “I don’t believe in looking at the stars.”
9. Clock maker? “I’m not good with time.”
10. Magician? “Sounds magic to me!”
11. Sewing business? “Would I get stitched up by someone?”
12. Electrician? “I would be ecstatic if I could train for it.”
13. Librarian? “Is it a well documented job?”
14. Explorer? “Well I could look into the unknown.”
15. Aeroplane pilot? “Sounds like a flight of fancy.”
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